Can he turn water into wine?
Can he take a snow flake and turn it into coke?
Can he construct world peace?
Can he actually polish a turd?
If not, why would Australia have hired him to work with their spinners.
He would want to be some weird hybrid of Elvis, Johnny Cash, Jesus and Muhammad Ali in order to help.
Jason Krejza may be perfectly suited to playing for Australia, what with the drinking and drugging in his past.
But his lack of figures are not so Australian, and are more Bangladeshi.
Cameron White is a batsman who bowls his deliveries as fast as he can so no one will notice he is a batsman.
So what can Bedi do to fix these men?
Mechanical arms.
Voodoo/Hoodoo magic.
Human replicants.
A glitch in the matrix.
Electric Collars that fry the bowler when he bowls bad.
Bishan Bedi was a superstar bowler, and seems to be a freakish bowling coach.
But unless he has been training with Rael himself, and can clone Shane Warne and produce him by Wednesday morning, he wont be able to help much.
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