The best thing ever has happened to Monty Panesar.
No it’s not getting laid.
No it’s not finding Godzilla 1985 on dvd.
No it’s not getting to be Salma Hayek’s jeans for a day.
The great one, Mushie, is going to coach him.
Mushie fresh from his isolation in Sussex is keen to see the world again, and he has decided to make Monty his protégé.
That means Monty will get an arm twirl.
Cool facial hair.
A tubbier frame.
Actual mystery.
And most important of all, a cheeky sense of humour.
So far the only cool thing about Monty is, well, um.
OK at the moment there is nothing cool about Monty.
But Mushie will fix that.
Mushie can fix everything.
Mushie can.
Who can take a spinner
Sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate
and a googly or two?
The mushieieman
The mushieman can
The mushieman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world spin good
Who can take a jaffa
Wrap it is a sigh
Soak it in the sun
and make it invisible to the eye?
The mushieman?
The mushieman
The mushieman can
The mushieman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world spin good
Little Mushie turns
Everything he yearns
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
An Angel with arm swishes
Who can take tomorrow
Beat it with a gem
Seperate the sorrow
With the grace of a femme
The mushieman
Little Mushie can
The mushieman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world spin good
And the world spins good cause the mushieman thinks it should
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