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Ganguly has come out and said that all those nasty comments attributed to him from the Bengali daily tribune are false.

His fans rejoice in the street as their main man is still a saint.

His detractors say, yeah right you knob jockey.

And do you know what, that is fine.

Opinions are like nasty fetishes, everyone has one.

There are so many reasons not to like Ganguly

Smugness

His manner

The blue blood

His over rated nature

His average record

His playing of the short ball

And so many reasons to like him (true story)

That wispy moustache

Doing a strip tease at lords

His Underrated bowling

Those square drives

That he is one of three men not to pick a Warne wrong un

So do what you want.

I don’t care.

Build a blow up doll, resplendent with wispy moustache and make sweet sweet love to it.

Or

Make an effigy with a shirtless torso and pale blue pants out of flammable materials and light it up when you feel the need.

It doesn’t matter.

We can’t all love everyone, and some times its more fun to hate someone, than be indifferent to them, which is why I would much prefer ten more Ganguly clones, than one more Shaun Pollock.

If you dislike a cricketer, really let the passion come through and make it full blown hatred, because if there is anything this website hates it’s people are in the middle.

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