Call in a bomb threat.
Teach their batsmen the art of tantric batting.
Bowl with 5 slips all day in a homage to Steve Waugh.
Let Ponting bowl his little outswingers.
Learn German.
Get Matthew Hayden to speak to his mate Jesus.
Ofcourse nothing here will really help them.
They are proper fucked.
A good test team would wait for India to declare, then make a 450 or so and make some sort of game of it.
What will this Australian side do?www.cricketwithballs.com... We constantly get sodomized down the legside
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