the unwritten memo

Dear PCB,

Regretfully we have decided, about 4 months ago, that regardless of what happens from now on in the Australian team will not be able to tour Pakistan.

I would like to apologise to the Pakistani cricket board on behalf of Cricket Australia.

The main reason is we scheduled really badly.

We have already cancelled the Bangladesh tour of OZ, "because of the olympics", can you believe people bought that sh1t.

The truth is a tour of Pakistan and playing Bangladesh might tire our players and therefore we will make less money off them, so that cannot happen.

We obviously will make our decision as late as possible.

To the media we will state "safety concerns".

People will assume we mean we are sh1t scared of terrorists.

People will accept that, as people are trained in Australia to be afraid of Muslims, and all Muslims are terrorists, except you guys ofcourse.

We will schedule a tour soon, but we may cancel that to cash in on some one dayers in India.

Perhaps if Pepsi got involved we'd tour more often.

Cheers

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