real cricket

Now the bastard monkey tour is over we can focus on real cricket again.

And according to our NZ correspondent Sportsfreak Ross Taylor has some @ss on him in whites.

This has obviously confused the English, as they are now letting him run away with a big first Innings total.

The England are also quite fond of this How chap, they like to see as much of him as they can.

A lot of other Kiwis have produced steady NZ type innings along the way.

So where does this leave the England?

Perhaps Hoggard and Harmison have not got into the swing of things just yet, although Harmison may not even know where the swing set is.

Sidebottom could be a handy first change bowler, but first over with the new nut seems an odd place for him.

And Monty continues to not live up to any of the hype.

Not his fault of course, he didn’t create the hype. Visit www.monty-panesar.com though.

The England sh1t on the road tour bus has decided to travel to New Zealand as well, how grand.

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