press conferences

At a press conference to celebrate the end of the Indian Tour of Australia, some of the main dudes had some interesting things to say.

Mike Proctor “to be honest I hate Australian’s as well, after all I am South African”.

James Sutherland “we don’t kow tow to the BCCi, we just think about how angry India will be before making all decisions, after all its not tiddly winks”.

Matt Hayden “jesus didn’t like weeds either”.

Ramesh Powar “soon I will have them all groveling at my knees, never again will I or my people get pushed off any stage, I am god”.

Sreesanth “I’m not angry, who the fu©k said I was angry, get ready for my friend pain”.

Richie “well what a summer it’s been, I’m off to France because it’s the one place I know Tony Greig won’t follow me”.

Ishant Sharma “Usually I send off batsmen by pointing my adams apple at the changeroom, but its grown so big I make take out someones eye if I do that now”.

Michael Clarke “now I have a hot blonde who is grounding me I have filled the requirements Cricket Australia have for captains”.

Mark Nicholas “ummhnaaaauuumhea” (hard to translate due to the fact he was sucking on gilly’s toes at the time).

Harbhajan “Thanks Australia, do you have any idea how much more I am worth at home now, I might sell monkey flavoured ice cream”.

Brad Hogg “ What about me, it isn’t Fair I’ve done enough now I want my share”.

Brett Lee “I think India is great, we have had some miss understandings, but I think they are great, the have already paid for my last house, I’m hoping over the next few years I’ll be able to afford an island, because they are great, the people the country and the fact they give me US dollars”.

Yuvraj Singh “I coulda been a contender”.

MS Dhoni “ We are looking forward to the challenge of matching it with Australia, end of recording please change tape. We are really looking forward to the challenge of “record country name here”

Ricky Ponting “Thank fu©k Gilly retired, he was really starting to piss me off”.

Anil Kumble “We was robbed”.

Adam Gilchrist “When I said I would retire, I meant after I had played in every venue in the world on my retirement tour”.

Andrew Symonds “” (you don’t need to say anything when hip and shouldering a streaker, although a "take that motherfu©ker" would have been nice.

Mahela Jayawardena “hello, is anyone here, we toured as well, is there anybody out there”.www.cricketwithballs.com "Sign our David Hussey petition"