the england foreplay method

The England are verging on a new breakthrough in batsmanship.

Ofcourse New Zealand invented it years ago, but no one really noticed.

Now the England are doing it consistently so its bound to fill column spaces from Lahore to another place with a dirty sounding name.

I call it foreplay batting.

It's when a batsmen gets a good base, be it a flashy 30 or a well compiled 70 and then goes out just when the orgasm is on its way.

Ian Bell is the master of it.

The dude is a man man foreplay legend, just don't look for the big bang.

Now Ian's game is slowly rubbing off on his team mates.

Vaughn & Strauss have always flirted with foreplay, but now are full fledged members.

Collingwood is a probot, but he still likes his joints lubed, but not the full oil change.

KP seems to have forgotten about wanting to be the best batsmen in the world, now he wants to look moody and downtrodden, which means he is English now and ready for foreplay.

Alistair Cook looks like he doesn't like foreplay, but in the spirit of the team is trying his best to change his game.

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