Steve Harmison is searching for the million dollar ball
Sounds like a reality show for the search for the perfect porn star.
Harmison is odd.
This is not a new revelation.
If he were born in a country with a consistently good cricket team that had a plethora of talented bowlers, he would probably not be playing international cricket.
Unfortunately these things do not exist in England.
They know he is a problem child, they know he is unpredictable, but deep down they know that if he were up and firing, he could be anything.
But potential is an uglier word than monogamy.
Steve is now either working his way towards an IPL contract, or he is trying to find the solid copper peanut inside his head.
Drastic action needs to be taken with him, without big brother Freddy around, he looks like a goat without its herder.
I suggest he forgets about this tour of New Zealand, hop on a boat for Mexico, go out to the desert and take a hat full of peyote.
Then he can run naked with the coyotes, play football with the locals and drink Cervasa with a pretty little senorita.
Then when his mind is somewhat closer to normal he can decide whether International Cricket is a beast he wishes to slay, or whether he will go to the IPL and collect his superannuation early.www.cricketwithballs.com "Sign our David Hussey petition"
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