He smiles too much, and not a I wanna rip your head off smile, but a cheesey I’m so happy to be alive smile.
He is built like an accountant, which is fine for punching in numbers, but it’s not really that good for bowing bouncers.
He is too nice, he looks and acts genuinely nice, all the time, what sort of fast bowler would do that, even Brett Lee bowls beamers.
He would bowl too straight, in proud probotic tradition he would bowl line and length and therefore would never ever be a true fast bowler.
He doesn’t look like he eats read meat, the staple for any fast bowler, preferably raw.
Facial hair doesn’t become him, a good fast bowler will dabble with a moustache or beard at one stage, perhaps even some stubble, and will look damn fine doing it, Michael Hussey not so much.
So in conclusion, M Hussey, King Probot extraordinaire, should remain a batsman.
That is all....
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