Future PM at it again

David Hussey had to guide his side to victory after it collapsed chasing a small target on a dodgy pitch.

For the Future PM , this was business as usual.

His team bowls out opposition for low score, Victoria does that every second game.

His team completely loses the plot chasing a low score, every time.

His team loses the plot because the pitch is so damn dodgy, every game at the MCG.

Future Pm rectifies this by hitting sixes and fours towards the death just to make sure the team doesn’t sweat too much, it's liek freakin dejavu, except with the bad plot and stupid special effects.

Although, I would have liked to think the Victorians could have added a bit more drama to the game with a comical run out and a tail ender hitting his first ball straight up in the air a well.

Future PM’s brother, King Probot, might go okay on flat wickets, but the Future Pm has been smiting attacks around for years on the dodgiest wicket in Australia.

Now he has been shipped to India on a kabillion dollar contract and he single handedly made Sourav Ganguly look much less sh1te.

This was the first IPL game that was sort of close.

It wasn’t all the way close, but it did almost make it to the last over, even if the Hasselhoffs had 5 wickets in hand.

Sourav decided not too open, probably because the pitch looked dodgy.

The Adam’s Apple of Sharma was still pointy, and over all the Australians dominated the game with the top 3 scores.

Usually I would be down heartened that my team, the mighty brave Deccan Chargers, lost in their battle, to the death, with the Hoffs, but the future PM got to show everyone how great he is, so I am as happy as Sourav watching someone else do the hard work.www.cricketwithballs.com "Now with extra juicy Podcast"