I don't want to alarm anyone, but Douggie Bollinger might have been abducted.
Earlier today Doug, was described on this very blog as "Bald".
And, a little dopey looking.
See above.
Now in a stunning new development has come to hand, a picture of him as unbald, and looking slightly less dopey.
See right.
This can mean only one thing.
This is not Doug Bollinger.
This is something from a phillip k dick novel, either do androids dream of electric sheep or scanners.
He has been replaced whilst we go about our every day life.
Replaced with what I hear you ask, replaced with a human replicant so cunning that the average person cannot tell the difference.
But Suave is not an average person, he is the Harrison Ford of cricket bloggers, and he has been able to see what I could not, that this replicant/scanner has hair.
This does ask the question though, does Suave dream of electric sheep?www.cricketwithballs.com "Practice Sehwagology and kill the Probots"
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