Cleveland Vs Caped Kings

Here is a question for you, do you pay more for the seats with the cheerleaders right in front of you blocking your view of the cricket, or less?

Not enough male cheerleaders I say.

King Probot Michael Hussey went out to a 19 year old, who wasn’t born after probots were invented

In this game a low full toss gets a well bowled from the keeper.

Tony Cozier interviews Sachin, gets confused which team he plays for, and then they share awkward silences. Then Tony explains how Luke Ronchi should be pronounced, Ron-Ki not Ron â€"chee. Yes, I only wrote that to put my link in.

It’s Sachin’s b’day tomorrow, Hookers and Cocaine?

Hayden reverse sweeps Shaun Pollock, probably not news worthy being that all batsman reverse spinners these days.

Why do McDonald’s burgers look so good in the shop, and taste like horse feces in real life?

I like this Rainer kid, is well balanced, and he hit a six over cover off Bhaji, that’s pretty good. Well it’s ok.

Hayden was caught by Ronchi in the flap of his pad, Harper seemed to think it wasn’t out, because he didn’t hit it, I thought it was not out because you can’t catch the ball in your pads. Cozier made a subtle comment about walking.

Channel 10 are plugging the Anzac day game between Collingwood and Essendon with a cheesey poem.

Dwayne Smackdown Bravo didn’t really lay down the hurt with the ball, but more importantly, how long does it take to get a shirt made with your name on it?

Harbhajan Singh has gone the double towel, risky move.

Dhoni came in, people seem to like him.

Either I’m tired, or these cameramen cannot keep focus.

Harper can’t count balls, Hayden can.

According to Arund Lal, Hayden is sweating buckets, actual buckets are oozing from his pores, youtube hayden sweating buckets if you don't believe me.

Bhaji seems afraid to bowl, even though he has by far the best figures, from his 2 overs.

According to Ravi, Jacob Oram is well over 6 feet 7 inches tall. How tall is he exactly, 12 feet, 37 feet, a million feet and 4 inches?

Ronchi was run out and I lost interest.

The Sanath went out and I went to bed.

Still haven’t sat through a hole game yet....
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