Following one bad pitch, the Hasselhoffs are fuming.
They didn’t join the IPL for close games and sex scandals, they joined for orgasmic love spectaculars, with runs aplenty.
Not dirty acts involving the Viscount Linley on dodgy pitches where homosexual acts and blackmail were involved.
This is not the place for a clean cut man like SRK (Shahrukh Khan), or even a giant alien lizard like Ganugly.
So they have decided on doing what all the IPL teams seem to do in a crisis, they have turned to Australia, and are looking for a pitch specialist.
And I have just the man for the job, he has a great reputation, has worked on the most important sporting ground in the world, and Bill Lawry mentions him all the time.
Tony Ware.
He was the man responsible for taking the MCG from unplayable mud heap, to awesome cricket wicket, to unplayable drop in pitch, in only a decade or so.
That is quite an accomplishment.
And he is no longer head curator at the G.
So IPL he is all yours, if the price is righttttttttttt.www.cricketwithballs.com "Now with extra juicy Podcast"
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