Monday, August 4, 2008

KP, now it’s your nation

England has swiftly appointed KP as its commander in chief.

Rob Key and Tim Ambrose were hardly discussed.

This is KP’s team.

So it needs some remodelling.

Freddie will have to get that brought hair spot fixed.

Strauss will need a haircut that Public schools don’t sanction.

Cook will need to paint his nails to match his eyeliner.

Sidebottom may get dropped.

Collingwood won’t be allowed to wear hawiaan shirts on tour anymore.

Ambrose, total make over.

Bell, number one all over, and more bracelets.

Anderson, will be made vice captain.

And Monty, team mascot.www.cricketwithballs.com

Now with new proper english lady blogger.

No comments: