when the music stops

Pakistan has a big uncontrollable dog.

No one wants to take their kids to a place with a nasty dog.

First South Africa offered their place, but people had just been there, and it’s a long way to travel.

Then Sri Lanka offered, but it doesn’t have a hexagonal gazebo, and people were worried about the weather.

Now Jamie Siddons, of Bangladesh coaching fame, is offering is to come over and take Australia's place should they or any other white sides opt out.

It’s a fucken game of musical chairs at this stage.

And Pakistan haven’t even lost their chair and Australia may still be playing in this tournament, somehwere.

I think Canada should host it and play it.

And then it should be renamed the John Davison trophy.www.cricketwithballs.com... fighting the war on tony greig