The Neil award

That Michael Hussey really cracks me up.

Ok we are in the final stretch now.

The Slug Jordan Award
Best performance by a non test playing Victorian

Shane Warne
Bryce McGain
Dirk Nannes

The winner goes to Dirty Dirk Nannes, because I just wanted to award him something.

The Sehwagology award

Virender Sehwag

The Neil

This is the special one people. This is for the player who has made the most impact on cricket whilst not playing.

The Nominees are:

Matthew Hayden, his bad form and India bating were everywhere in the media, he even cooked on the TV, but then he upped the ante by actually calling India 3rd World.

Harbhajan Singh, performed much better on Indian chat shows talking about how he beat Australia, than he did in Australia with the ball, called a man a monkey, slapped a team mate and generally was a major ass clown.

Mohammed Asif, did virtually nothing on the field, but was outstanding off the field, with more drugs than Pablo Escabar.

Shoaib Ahktar, for just being Shoaib Ahktar.

And the winner is…………

Bhaji.

No one has deserved the Neil more than Bhaji,

That is all from me, Vincent Price star of the House of Usher, but Jrod would like to say some crap.

Thank you to everyone who has read, linked, commented, spread the word, wrote about, or anything else for the balls this year.

Special thanks to:

©hinaman for the website maintenance.

Sportsfreak for the yoda like advice.

D Charlton for something.

Natalie Portman for inspiration.

Bryce for the Interview.

Dirty Dirk for, you know what big boy.

Sime and Big Daddy for precious little.

Miriam for the writing and literally everything else.

And to take us out tonight, we have asked Richie to give us a review of the night.

You heard him, piss off.

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