No one tries harder than Brett Lee.
The man is a fast bowling workhorse.
Where guys like Tait & Ahktar die after 4 over spells at maximum pace, Lee can perform into his 12th over straight sometimes.
Trying to hard is a curse as well.
And when Brett Lee is slightly out of form, or sometimes out of wickets, he tries harder than a dude trying to close a girl at closing time.
See 2005 Ashes for previous proof.
Right at the moment he is trying to close a group of cheerleaders before the end of the world.
No one has ever tried at these levels.
And consequently he is bowling rubbish.
Utter Rubbish.
Rubbish, so rubbish that the word rubbish is not even an apt rubbish type description.
Watching Lee bowl is like listening to Blur’s 13 album.
The pain of losing his girl comes out in every groan, grimace and half volley.
He is not bowling, he is emoting all his emptiness using cricket as his forum.
To quote from the great poet Marshall Mathers the third, he is using cricket to “kill himself over some bitch who didn't want himâ€.
With Siddle bowling like Johnny Cash would, Mitchell Johnson taking over the world, and Ricky rooting for Hilfenhaus, Lee might want to build a bridge man.
Brett, she’s just not that into you.
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