Cricket is the real winner

And Sehwag.

And anyone who saw Sehwag.

And Sachin.

And India, who beat the white imperialists and the terrorists in one foul swoop.

Not England though.

They are not the winners.

They can be proud of having the balls to come back, and then playing 3 days of pretty good cricket, but they can’t be winners.

Because they lost one of those unlosable matches.

4th day chases aint what they use to be, and Sehwag destroyed the chase early on, but it’s still an ass fucking loss.

In Adelaide it took Warne, here it took Sehwag, England can take heart in that, a chase of 380 is tough, but then your opening batsman takes 120 out before he leaves the crease quicker than you can say, oh shit its Radelaide all over again, winning is always going to be tough.

Sachin, Gotham City and Yuvraj all played their parts, but God did them in.

He smited them early, he with drew their ribs afterwards, he stuck an apple up Monty’s ass, and he told Anderson he would withdraw his looks if he did not lie down.

The result, India win from nowhere, Sachin proves that it only takes 155 tests to play an inspirational last innings knock, and Yuvraj proves that he wears his undies on the outside against England.

But this is a good thing, because what a fucking test match.

It had an unpredictable ending.

It had Strauss show what mental strength can do.

It had Swanny come down from mars with a special over.

It had a great tail end partnership between Dhoni and Bhaji.

A classic England defensive collapse.

GOD.

Sachin making a ton.

England fans felling happy in their despair.

And Indian fans feeling happy with their victory.

What a game, you should all be proud, even those of you who played shit.

So take that terrorists.

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