A Victorian in test cricket, well I never

You’d think all my dreams had come true.

But, it’s Brad Hodge.

And I don’t do Brad Hodge.

I feel no love towards the man, and if he has ever read this site, he feels the same way towards me.

The selectors had two chances to bring in Ashley Matrix, and instead they picked the Krab Katich, and Ricky’s little mate Hodge.

When you've tried as hard as I have to get a Victorian into the Australian side, it's a bitter sweet moment.

It’s like having an Afghan sex tour, but instead of Natalie Portman, it's Tania Zaetta.

So the Australian team will look like this.

Katich, Krab
Jacques, Phabulous
Ponting, Ricky
Hussey, King Probot
Hodge, Ricky’s mate
Roy
Haddin, Brad
Lee, King Punjab
Johnson, OIAGTB
Clark, Rupert
MacGill, SCG

If West Indies are ever going to steal a test, you would put money on it happening right now.

It is still unlikely, but if Graeme Smith and his brilliant unit of cricketers can lose at home to the windies, then surely Katich and his boys will struggle over there.

Peter Roebuck has been erect all week, no he hasn’t hit any young boys, he is erect cause his man Katich is taking over.

Is it a coincidence that Ponting’s sudden loss of form has coincided in Katich’s comeback to test cricket.

Obviously Ponting was not NSWelsh enough to continue the job.

Also, I am sure someone is excited that Hodge is playing, just haven’t found that person yet.www.cricketwithballs.com

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