Matthew Hayden is leaving the holy land.
His ankle has not recovered, Dei Gratia for Hodgey/Krab.
Australia only has two contracted openers, it’s almost as if Outside the Church there is no salvation.
Australia does have Shaun Marsh, whose father sent us his son to atone for his sins, but we did not accept him into our side.
Before leaving, Hayden took Katich into his bosom and said, In this side you will conquer.
But Krabs didn’t get a mention with Noah.
Katich wanted to respond with Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa, but Hayden, sensing his time was not long on this earth, was gone.
From the corner of the room was a small man with a sensible haircut from Victoria saying I am not worthy, Oh lord Non sum dignus, I am not worthy, without the Mike Myers affliction.
It was really annoying, Rupert Clark changed seats.
Ponting looked longingly at the place Hayden used to sit, thinking to himself, Long live Hayden the King!.
Tim Neilson, sensing the sombre mood after Haydens exitus (uhum) stated in a loud and booming Voice, one day I shall sing, Hayden resurrexit!www.cricketwithballs.com
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