Harmonster Harms Hoggard

<p align="justify">In a[b] [/b][b]SHOCKING[/b] incident reminiscent of Tonya Harding - Nancy Kerrigan, Steve Harmison has, apparently, resorted to extreme measures in a (futile - Tremlett's back in) attempt to take out one of his fast-bowling rivals.

<p align="justify">Poor Matthew Hoggard has had his thumb broken by a Harmison bouncer.

Now, seasoned Harmy watchers will notice that something doesn't quite add up.

<p align="justify">[b]Yes, that's right.[/b]

<p align="justify">Harmison? Bowling with a line sufficiently precise so as to pinpoint a thumb?

<p align="justify">[b]WHAT THE?[/b]

There is only one possible explanation for this sudden show of extreme accuracy: the mind-mannered wayward tormented bowler is, by accumulated rage and thwarted ambition, [b]TRANSFORMED [/b]into a being with robot-like vision and accuracy:

[b]THE HARMONSTER[/b]

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<p align="justify">His secret identity remains safe, because it never manifests itself in a test match when people might be watching.

*thanks again to Ceci and Mel for the beauteous photoshopping.

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