Disclaimer: Although this post is about Shane Watson, there are no pictures of him nude, but there are (c)ock references.
Shane Watson may have had the combs of roosters inserted into his soft tissues when he went to see German animal molester and miracle man, Dr Hans-Wilhelm Muller-Wohlfarth.
A rooster comb is the comb in domestic fowl, a naked, fleshy crest on the top of the heads of both adult male and female birds, is more developed in the male. The structure of the comb can be quite variable, ranging from a simple, single, erect or drooping, serrated appearance to more elaborate forms, depending on the variety of the domestic fowl.
Interesting, I’m sure you’ll agree.
When this was first reported it was thought that cows blood was going to be inserted into Shane Watson's seemingly muscular, but really dodgy, hamstrings.
Now we find out it may have been rooster combs.
Or both.
There is a possibility that Shane Watson, 5 times jelly bean cricketer of the year ( before Freddy took the title), could be part cow and part chicken.
A fowl bovine perhaps.
The once in a generation all rounder, with the once a game hamstrings, is currently the best performed player in the IPL.
At a 125,000 clams he is unbelievable value for money.
You can't blame the other sides for not picking him.
They went on his human traits.
No one knew that he now had the calm of a cow, and the productivity of a rooster.
Those attributes changed him from the prodding useless mess of a man he has been for quite some time (world cup notwithstanding), to the IPL destroying fowl bovine he is right now.
What other players could benefit from an animal injection.
Shoaib Ahktar â€" Clydesdale semen
Jesse Ryder â€" German Shepherd saliva
Misbah Ul Haq â€" Peacock feathers
Ricky Ponting â€" (more) Badger Hair
Graeme Smith â€" Owl pee
The list is seemingly endless, yet here it ends....
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