possible facts for the possible test line ups for boxing day

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Australia

Phil Jacques â€" According to Brad Haddin he has huge testicles.

Matt Hayden â€" is a Christian and a Celebrity chef and yet still less annoying than Stuart MacGill.

Rick(y) Ponting â€" has fake plastic hair and was mean to Dizzy.

Mike Hussey â€" freddy flintoff gave him his nickname, only interesting thing about him.

Michael Clarke â€" His girlfriend slept with a married afl footballer, but the worst bit is the footballer plays for Carlton.

Andrew Symonds â€" Could have played for England, decided on winning.

Adam Gilchrist â€" Hates Shane Warne and Michael Slater

Brad Hogg â€" no facts.

Brett Lee â€" Manages to bowl really fast and still be a boring guy.

Stuart Clark â€" His missus has lovely cleavage. Don’t ask me how I know that.

Mitchell Johnson â€" Had a labret piercing. Seriously.

Shaun Tait â€" eats raw meat.

India

Wasim Jaffer â€" coated in orange and tastes like chocolate.

Rahul Dravid â€" Sexy but boring.

VVS Laxman â€" A hundred from him is almost as sexy as Natalie Portman.

Sachin Tendulkar â€" three inches shorter than Keira Knightley.

Sourav Ganguly â€" Auditioned for “I’m a celebrity get me out of here” was beaten to the job by Peter Andre.

Yuvraj Singh â€" Clint Eastwood’s favourite cricketer.

MS Dhoni â€" Coolest Indian alive, and possible gay icon.

Irfan Pathan â€" Is the result of an experiment in which Wasim Akram and Chaminda Vaas had there sperm combined.

Anil Kumble â€" Official member of the moustache hall of fame.

Murali Kartik â€" Is the opposite of all South Africans.

Zaheer Khan â€" Able to lose a world cup in a single over.

RP Singh â€" The 128th Indian Cricketer with that surname.

Harbhajan Singh â€" The 127th.www.cricketwithballs.com "the hooking & pulling specialists"