my belated report

I’ve written this three times, but due to the mcg’s wireless network and my parent’s computer it hasn’t been public.

So just in case my parent’s computer dies again I’ll write a simple version.

Dravid â€" sh1te, really sh1te, looked so far gone, you’d be hard pressed to realize who it was.

Tendulkar â€" really good, maybe not the Sachin of old, but enough to remind us of who he was.

Rest of India’s woeful batting line up â€" Sh1te, utter sh1te, really utter defensive sh1te. Have to wonder how they intended to make more than 343 runs by batting like pansies.

Lee, Clark and Johnson, bowled a pretty handy line and length on a wicket that is more than a little hard to bat on, but their great figures were more to do with India’s complete lack of genetalia.

Hogg â€" was lucky because after Sachin and even prince lord snooty smacked him, managed to slow down a batting order that batted at less than 2 runs an over all day to 5 runs an over. Then he got out Ganguly with one that went out underground.

The whole Mcg crowd was wondering where Bryce McGain was, or was that just me?

I will be back tomorrow, and hopefully my wireless access will work, or even better I’ll remain sober.

This was written after alot of lemonade, so if it doesn't make sense i'm sorry.www.cricketwithballs.com "the hooking & pulling specialists"