Allan Wise is known as the Mule, not because of any penile humour (that I’m aware of), but because he kicks out his leg at the top of his run, like a mule.
In the rain affected warm up game for India he has 4 of the 4 wickets so far. That’s 4 out of 4. All of them even.
Mule is a tall (really fu(c)ken tall) left arm bowler of a pretty reasonable standard, but he is not the first bowler picked for Victoria. In fact he has been 12th man this year, and is probably only playing cause of injuries to others.
What does this say about India’s chances, what the fu©k would I know, I aint a sooth sayer.
Surely the fact that India have 83 left arm quicks to choose from means they don’t struggle those bowlers.
Perhaps his kick puts them off.
Maybe it’s the fact the Australian tax department have made it harder for them to afford a new Porsche.
I ponder all this as I sit on the floor of my empty apartment.
I also ponder why I didn’t leave one chair out to sit on, and what Natalie Portman smells like.
Then I get up cause my @ss is sore.
I assume it's raspberries, Portman's smell, not my @ss.www.cricketwithballs.com "the hooking & pulling specialists"
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